Here’s to the experts

by Parvez Sheik Fareed

Here’s to the experts. The shit talkers. The business hipsters. The buzzword merchants. The loud passengers on silly bandwagons. The ones who say nothing meaningful. They’re not fond of plain language. And they have no respect for the simple word. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is understand what the fuck they’re saying. Because they talk loads of rubbish. They annoy the human race. And while some may see them as the experts, we see jargonists. Because the people who use jargon to drive the business, are the ones who don’t drive anything.