Don’t object to anyone. Nod. Nod harder.
Saying “no” is like insulting the whole human race. Don’t use this word.
Make sure to fit in. If you don’t fit in, you’re doing something wrong.
Every decision you make should be about playing it safe.
Avoid making decisions that bear the risk of being wrong.
Make sure to be liked by everyone. This includes total strangers like the bloke at the bus stop who has never noticed you.
Form your opinion based on fashionable thinking. Don’t be a contrarian.
If you need to express your opinion, ask yourself first: what will the others think of me?
If someone fucks you over, kindly ask for another round.
Surround yourself by people who say “It’s too much of a risk” to everything.
Look up to people who know how everything should be done in theory.
To live a safe life stay busy doing nothing.